Month: January 2017

Lazy Cooking, Mommy Life

Wake Up and Smell the Eggs

Mornings have always been terrible for me. I absolutely hate waking up. It becomes even worse if the littles wake up grumpy. But today was surprisingly nice. I got pretty good sleep last night. Which never happens, and both the kiddos woke up happy. But today another glorious thing happened. I discovered a new lazy …

Mommy Life, Storytime

You Get What You Get: Trials of a Picky Eater

My toddler has never been a picky eater. He is usually quite the opposite, we even joke around and call him our little “Cuisinart” and joke around that he is a mini blender because sometimes he will even eat more than my husband and I. There was one morning that he mowed down six full size pancakes in …

Storytime

Life isn’t real and nothing matters

For today’s blog challenge, I am supposed to pick a song and a photo to match my mood.  But I’m not gonna lie, that shit is irrelevant! Now, I was just forced to sit through watching the Matrix with Clayton because …”omg, babe… you’ve never seen the MATRIX???” … yeah, that happened. So now I’m …

Mommy Life, Storytime

How To Survive Guys’ Night

So it’s Saturday night and you know what that means?? … I am going to be completely and utterly ignored by my husband. Well, kind of. It’s guy’s night and one of his old buddies is in town. Due to the snow being fucking terrible, we have politely offered up our couch for him. You …

Mommy Life, Storytime

Every Drop of Liquid Gold

Honestly, it’s been a while since I’ve performed any random acts of kindness. That’s not because I’m a cold-hearted bitch, I really just don’t get out and socialize much. But around this time of year, it always tends to be something that I find myself thinking a lot about. Growing up, I lived in a …

Mommy Life

5 Baby Products You Really Don’t Need

When it comes to babies, parents are bombarded with products that claim to be a must have of any new parent. Truth is, it’s all a load of trash. As a minimalist mom, I have gone through crazy amounts of research to figure out what baby products are actually true must haves. When I was …

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5 Best Baby Products To Have On Your Registry

My last post I wrote a blog about my list of the top 5 baby products that you do not need. Today I’m flipping it around and writing about the 5 baby products that made my life easier. You will definitely want to consider these items on your must have baby registry list! Trust me #1 Ingenuity …